Last week I blogged about a bunch of Republican candidates, and what I thought was their problem...but I left one out. I had NO idea it would lead to him being 9 votes from the Republican frontrunner as the conservative alternative to Romney. Do you know WHY I didn't think he'd be the Republican frontrunner as the conservative alternative to Romney???????? Because he isn't conservative. I know what you're gonna say, "He's a ultra religious guy with Republican written all over him." Well, that is true. He's a Republican for the EXACT reasons I can't be one. I'll break it down...
Rick Santorum is a sanctimonious self-righteous knowitall that actually said that he believes consentual sex between two adult males leads to beastiality and pedophilia. That if a man puts his penis inside the butt of another man enough times, he will try it with a dog, or even a child. Now Rick never specified if the man would want to have sex with a boy child or just any child...and I don't think he mentioned the age of the dog (not sure if the sex of the dog matters either?) but we can assume that any and all earthquakes and hurricanes are because of the gays too.
Rick Santorum is a self-righteous knowitall that actually said that his signature issues are gays, abortion and family values. This is because Rick Santorum is a self-righteous...ok, you get the point...why is Rick Santorum more interested in what people do with their personal lives than what is going on with the corruption in Washington? Do you remember the vegetative wife on life support named Terri Schiavo? How can you forget the name, there were news stories, congressional hearings, a court case...I mean, my god, if that were my wife or mother...and some asshole wanted to sue to keep her hooked up to a machine when she has no ability to live without it...to die a horribly prolonged death without any control over your own life or loved ones last wishes...well Rick Santorum is the self righteous knowitall that started that Federal Horseshit circus. By the way, never thanked you for that waste of taxpayer TIME and money. Stay out of my life...that's what Democrats are always trying to do to us.
Rick Santorum ... is opposed to contraception. So he doesn't wear a rubber. His wife was pregnant with his 7? 8th? baby, and it was stillborn premature, about 20 weeks. Rick and his wife brought that gift from god home to meet the rest of the family. I would never make fun of this man's loss, until he turned the loss into an opportunity to push his god-shit to a bunch of kids...you brought my prematurely born-dead brother home...so I could see it? WTF is wrong with them. I'm insensitive, fine, but he's just creapy.
Rick Santorum...owned property in Pit., but rented it out, so he wasn't really living the district he was running for...but his kids, at the time, were all enrolled in Pit...well, it was an online university...and they were living in Virginia...but there's a connection there. OK, my problem with this, is OBAMA does this kind of stuff. Stop skirting around clear rules.
Rick Santorum was a lawyer who argued against steroid regulations in Professional Wrestling. Douche.
Rick Santorum is obsessed with Iran. Wait till Iran hears the stories of OUR wacko religious dictator...errrr president.
Rick Santorum loves earmarks as a way for congress to assign Federal funds. As a conservative, we don't think the Federal government should have our money to begin with...remember the founding principles of the Republican party? Small gov't, local control...nothing? Ringing a bell here? Hello? Is this thing on? Stop raising the debt ceiling. Asshole.
This is not the antiromney. He is just another beaurocrat who thinks he knows better than we do for our lives.
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